It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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