If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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