Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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