I want to stick my p in your. b.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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