It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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