? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just had sex bonerless
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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