Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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