We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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