i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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