"it" just moved
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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