I am puke
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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