in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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