I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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