Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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