He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I cockslap morals
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
high people should be assigned attendants
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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