no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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