No awkward lesbian experiences without me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
birth control should be required to get into college
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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