HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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