i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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