Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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