we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Randomize
