if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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