ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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