the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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