This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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