Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
