He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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