I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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