and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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