Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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