I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
