yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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