If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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