I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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