i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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