So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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