Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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