I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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