So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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