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say what?
wanna hang out?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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