They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I party with great urgency now.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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