yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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