Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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