so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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