Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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