kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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