I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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