Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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