Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's shark week go big or go home
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
