I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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