proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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