I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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