If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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